Followup To Broccoli Meadow: July 30, 2015

Remday, July 31, 4096

After the horrible event that happened yesterday, the outcome has been worse than we could've possibly imagined. Elsie Retro turned out to be the murderer after all. Elsie was asked why she had done this, got a look of rage on her face and killed everyone in the room. Nobody knows why or what her intent is. Elsie is turning 8 tomorrow and has not yet passed her free walking test. She could've been "playing" with that girl in the field who had had her walking badge so that she could walk alone. But why would she do that and have a small crime committed when she murdered numerous people and committed a worse crime. Nobody, not even her parents suspected a sweet little girl like Elsie to do anything like this. When asked what, before yesterday was the biggest crime Elsie had committed, Mr. and Mrs. Retro, in the family without a record of crime said, "Probably chipping and eating half of her sister's rainbow swirl lollipop after she had already had one." Mrs. Retro said, "Maybe having extra dessert and eating sugar out of the bowl." Mr. Retro said. It seems to be, I thought after the interview, Elsie loves sugar. Could that have to do with anything?
A.J. Haws